I'm as sure as the moon that rolls around you that I could be happy, happy, oh so happy.
This Apples to Apples card is me.

This Apples to Apples card is me.

Chicago is absurd tonight.

Chicago is absurd tonight.

Sand!

Sand!

Taking up a collection to not let this beautiful lady leave!

Taking up a collection to not let this beautiful lady leave!

My mother once again, everyone!

My mother once again, everyone!

I’d like to thank the academy. #bestass #winner #haskeyallonhismouthlikeliquor

I’d like to thank the academy. #bestass #winner #haskeyallonhismouthlikeliquor

Dreary drizzly day in #Chicago

Dreary drizzly day in #Chicago

So a fashion show is happening?  (at Chicago Art District 2nd Fridays)

So a fashion show is happening? (at Chicago Art District 2nd Fridays)

Right, but what is it? (at Chicago Art District 2nd Fridays)

Right, but what is it? (at Chicago Art District 2nd Fridays)

It’s sangria o’clock. (at Café Ba Ba Reeba)

It’s sangria o’clock. (at CafĂ© Ba Ba Reeba)